The Return to Amber, Landmark Mandarin Oriental

The Return to Amber, Landmark Mandarin Oriental

Where:
Amber Dining
15 Queen’s Road, The Landmark Mandarin Oriental
Central, Hong Kong

Phone number:
+852 2132 0066

The deal:
I already wrote about it here – but we returned recently to celebrate my husband’s birthday and yes, it still gets all the motherfucken fuck yeahs ever.  Three more key points to further seal it as the Queen of Fuck Yeahs:

One:  They actually have a NO flash photography rule.  So if some inconsiderate diner pulls out their camera/phone and starts blinding you with science being a pretentious, inconsiderate diner, a fleet of deft waiters will descend upon them and put a halt to their boorish behaviour.

Two:  Don’t be shy with the cheese cart – last time, we delicately selected three types of cheeses each.  After talking about how much we love cheese and declaring that we just wanted a taste of almost all of them, our cheese man delivered with a smile and ever increasing portions.  Cheese Man – you are doing God’s work.

Three:  Said this was for a birthday and we got a complimentary stack of chocolates / petit fours with our coffee + tea.  Did I go home, clutch my stomach and cry about how much pain I was in?  Yes.  Is the saying ‘Go big or go home’ or ‘Got big and went home’?  Lucky they packed me a tiny macaron to go so when the pain and distended belly subsided the next day, I could cram that bad boy into my wanting maw to bring me back to that place.

Verdict: 
STILL FUCK YEAH.  STILL ALL THE MOTHERFUCKEN FUCK YEAHS.  EVER.

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