My reaction when I snacked down Stone Nullah Tavern’s Monte Cristo Sandwich

My reaction when I snacked down Stone Nullah Tavern’s Monte Cristo Sandwich

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Where:
Stone Nullah Tavern (ERMAGERD, Y U EVEN BOTHER WITH PAYING FOR THE DOMAIN HOSTING)
G/F, 69 Stone Nullah Ln
Wan Chai, Hong Kong

Phone:
+852 3182 0128 (FUCK YEAH, bookings!)

Price:
Pretty much your cardiovascular health.  No service charge.  You want a fucking tip?  I’ll give you a fucking tip – exercise like a mofo before you get yo ass to SNT.

The deal:
This wasn’t my first time at the Stone Nullah Rodeo so ride it, my fat ass pony cause I know that shit’s about to go down here.  But fuck me dead, Chef Vinny got us involved in the Monte Cristo Sandwich and shit goddamn, I totally got hot and heavy with a fat fucker’s wet dream.  French toast, foie gras, cheese, home made bacon and just to make sure you can choke that bad boy down nice and easy, it’s smothered in maple syrup.  Holy fucking shit – I gotta confess that it was FUCK YEAH “I’m a little bit stiff for you” times.  I should have asked for a pitcher of cream to wash it all down with.  Too fucking sad though that Zayn Malik was too busy preparing for the upcoming One Direction HK tour and wasn’t working, so we had no one to sing “I will give you all my heart, so we can start it all over again” to.  Only if my heart hasn’t given up from the sheer caloriffic load I put on it last Saturday night.  Lucky for us, Dr Vinny prescribed some whiskey + pickleback shots to keep everything healthful. I mean, pickle juice is kinda like a green smoothie, amirite or what?! SALUT MOTHERFUCKERS.

Verdict:
Fizzle to the yizzle, mo monte, mo (cardiac) problems.  FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH.

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