My Reaction When I Read or Hear the Word RESTO

My Reaction When I Read or Hear the Word RESTO

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I really don’t fucking get it.  Why do people use RESTO instead of the very decent and etymologically correct RESTAURANT?  Every blogger and their beautiful cute as fuck dog is using resto this, resto that and I am done with this shit.  It’s only a fucking saving of five letters and LBR, given the amount of time they put into looking up adjectives for ‘gorgeous’, ‘magnificent’ and ‘delectable’, I don’t get why the last syllable or extra letters have to be cut off for an ‘o’.  It makes people sound so fucking stupid and I just imagine some sappy faced girl sitting on her macbook, pinning stupid shit pictures of her dream wedding (OMG guys just gorgeous, CHALKBOARD with an inspirational quote and Nick + Sarah = FOREVER, WAIT EVEN BETTER, ‘The sweetest thing is love’ in chalky cursive with an arrow pointing to a mother fucking candy buffet) and 20 body-weight workouts that will torch thigh fat to her Pinterest and then switching tabs to blog about some cute, neighbourhood RESTO they went to last night before signing off as Foodie Girl xoxo.

Just cannot.  FUCK NO TO RESTO BEFORE PEOPLE START CALLING MAIN COURSES MAINOS.

2 Comments
  • waterfallsandcaribous
    Posted at 18:57h, 14 December Reply

    Just went through and sprinkled my latest blog with the word resto everywhere I had previously used restaurant. xxx

    • Sgt Noms
      Posted at 20:32h, 14 December Reply

      Thanks bitch, may you never get that wifi password or discover where the router is xoxo

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