fuck yeah noms

Words I have decided will be forbidden on FUCK YEAH NOMS:

  • Welcoming
  • Yummy
  • Scrumptious
  • Scrummy
  • Pleasant
  • Morsels
  • Melt in your mouth
  • Delectable
  • Delightful
  • Crème de la crème
  • Treat (‘a motherfucking treat’ is permitted)
  • Fabulous and all of its variations (Fab, just fabulous)
  • Lovely
  • Indulgent
  • Cheeky
  • Smitten
  • Food heaven
  • Any form of bacon wank
  • Any form of pork belly wank (I get it, there was pig, the skin was crispy, it was melt in your mouth – no fucking shit, it’s pork belly)
  • Any references to being so full or bursting that you are not sure if you can fit in dessert (refer title)


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