fuck yeah noms

Where:
Amber Dining

15 Queen’s Road, The Landmark Mandarin Oriental
Central, Hong Kong

Phone number:
+852 2132 0066

The deal:
HKD1688 + 10% per person for the 8 course degustation – 2 Michelin stars, on point service and probably the best meal I’ve had ever.  Globally.  There was almost a service meltdown when they realised that they’d given us a mother of pearl fork to eat a potato course (because we switched one sea urchin course out for something else).  My husband gets a bit emotional when he thinks about the cheese trolley and the Roquefort. This place will blow your motherfucken mind.

Verdict: 
FUCK YEAH.  ALL THE MOTHERFUCKEN FUCK YEAHS.  EVER.

Where:
Eat Right
23 Staunton Street,SOHO,
Central, Hong Kong

Phone number:
+852 2868 4832

The deal:
HKD300ish per person – basis that it’s going to be ‘healthy organic eating that’s full of flavour’ and ‘indulgent nutritious dinners’.  Reality:  More basic Soho food.  So so basic.

Verdict: 
FUCK NO

Where:
The Parlour, Hullett House
1881 Heritage  2A Canton Road,
Tsim Sha Tsui, Hong Kong

Phone number:
+852 2988 0000

The deal:
HKD600 per person – seafood/appetiser/dessert buffet + main + fuck yeah, free flow Veuve Clicquot champagne

Verdict: 
FUCK YEAH

 

Words I have decided will be forbidden on FUCK YEAH NOMS:

  • Welcoming
  • Yummy
  • Scrumptious
  • Scrummy
  • Pleasant
  • Morsels
  • Melt in your mouth
  • Delectable
  • Delightful
  • Crème de la crème
  • Treat (‘a motherfucking treat’ is permitted)
  • Fabulous and all of its variations (Fab, just fabulous)
  • Lovely
  • Indulgent
  • Cheeky
  • Smitten
  • Food heaven
  • Any form of bacon wank
  • Any form of pork belly wank (I get it, there was pig, the skin was crispy, it was melt in your mouth – no fucking shit, it’s pork belly)
  • Any references to being so full or bursting that you are not sure if you can fit in dessert (refer title)

FUCK NO!!

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