How I Feel When I Go To Girly Get Together Dinners

How I Feel When I Go To Girly Get Together Dinners

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I’ll always remember a champagne brunch I went to where there were two girls who were imminently getting married and they declared after one plate “Just because you’re at a buffet, it doesn’t mean you have to go crazy” and I was like “Bitch please, I was googling last night tactics on how to eat most effectively at a buffet”.  I’m not even joking because as Benjamin Franklin was reported to have said “By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.” and trust me, you don’t want to be the peanut who fills up on the cheap ass bread and boring as fuck iceberg lettuce salads and then fails to destroy the seafood buffet and the carving station.  FACT.

3 Comments
  • teejaholer
    Posted at 02:45h, 11 June Reply

    Fuck yeahhhhhh. Well someone’s gonna have to gobble up the rest of that.

  • ollie hong kong
    Posted at 16:06h, 13 June Reply

    maybe boys are better at this?

    • sgtnoms
      Posted at 07:56h, 14 June Reply

      if boys aren’t better at eating, then it means no one’s good at eating

Fuck yeah or fuck no?

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