My reaction when I read a review which uses the phrase “crispy morsels of deliciousness”

My reaction when I read a review which uses the phrase “crispy morsels of deliciousness”

It also used terrible phrases like “magic creamy sauce”, “satisfying kick” and “perfect end to a surprisingly fantastic meal”.

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KILL ME IN THE FUCKING FACE ALREADY, YOU ERUDITE DESCRIPTIVE ANGEL.  NO LINK BECAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS TOO FUCKING MUCH TO HURT YOU.

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1Comment
  • Jenna
    Posted at 09:18h, 06 July Reply

    just saw someone describe the food at their regular restaurant as: “food is minimum 70%, in my empirical experience”. What the fucking fuck?

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