My reaction when a cooked, whole cherry tomato arrives on my plate during a client lunch

My reaction when a cooked, whole cherry tomato arrives on my plate during a client lunch

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Oh hell nawwwwwwww, I mean sure, I’d fucking love to spear that pressurised cooked cherry tomato and have it spill its stupid ass pomodoro guts all over my goddamn shirt.

WHAT DO WE SAY TO THE GOD OF DEATH?

NOT TODAY.

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  • Nosh | fuck yeah noms
    Posted at 22:40h, 29 July Reply

    […] cost average breakfast components down.  They even thoughtfully split the cherry tomatoes to avoid inappropriate exploding tomato times.  While I may have sidestepped the sourdough bread I made sure to fall headfirst into the […]

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