Fuck No

Ramas Oyster Bar & Grill (no website)
Shop 2A-1, 2/F, Sun Hung Kai Centre,
30 Harbour Road, Wan Chai

Phone number:
+852 3101 0656

The deal:
HKD150 – HKD300 for a main.  Western food which was ok but just weird, aggressive service.  Private dining room appeared to be a storeroom – replete with several massive fake wedding cakes, wedding couple portrait, cigar humidor, spare lamps and a stored karaoke stage. I couldn’t make this shit up.

The verdict:

Eat Right
23 Staunton Street,SOHO,
Central, Hong Kong

Phone number:
+852 2868 4832

The deal:
HKD300ish per person – basis that it’s going to be ‘healthy organic eating that’s full of flavour’ and ‘indulgent nutritious dinners’.  Reality:  More basic Soho food.  So so basic.


Words I have decided will be forbidden on FUCK YEAH NOMS:

  • Welcoming
  • Yummy
  • Scrumptious
  • Scrummy
  • Pleasant
  • Morsels
  • Melt in your mouth
  • Delectable
  • Delightful
  • Crème de la crème
  • Treat (‘a motherfucking treat’ is permitted)
  • Fabulous and all of its variations (Fab, just fabulous)
  • Lovely
  • Indulgent
  • Cheeky
  • Smitten
  • Food heaven
  • Any form of bacon wank
  • Any form of pork belly wank (I get it, there was pig, the skin was crispy, it was melt in your mouth – no fucking shit, it’s pork belly)
  • Any references to being so full or bursting that you are not sure if you can fit in dessert (refer title)


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